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Waiter: Your Bill Sir

santa : Take My Card

Waiter : But Sir, ye to apki shaadi ka card hai

santa : To Phir Bahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ?

"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED


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30.08.2013 14:06
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Putin and Medvedev go to a restaurant. The menu says, you get a free vegetable side dish with every order of a meal where meat is the main dish.

The waiter, naturally, goes to Putin first. He asks, "What will you have, Gospodin President?" Putin says, "I will have the steak." The waiter replies, "And what about the vegetable?"

Putin says, "He will also have the steak."

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Politischer Test Test site from Ars Regendi for the evaluation and comparison of political alignments

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21.09.2013 00:53
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22.09.2013 08:45
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36fyPyElrnw
Lewis Black's Rant on the iPhone AT&T Android and Verizon

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Quit-Video, nice girl, good dancer Smile


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There is a popular meme series with an "overly attached girlfriend". This pictures features a lot of sentences she could say:

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/...897415.jpg


01.10.2013 23:50
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Helsworth Wrote:
^^ Good one, here's an other,
"Hi, care to dance?"
"No."
"Can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Well can I just sit here?"


No, cause I'm pooping here. Tongue

09.10.2013 16:18
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